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| Some where in Niger Delta. |
Been a while folks.
Real apologies! Had to go hustle for bread
in some real life jungle, you know how we role.
Yes while I was away I could sneak online a little but not post just to
know what the world is saying you know as to be sure I don’t come out of the
jungle and realize I need a passport to go see my folks in Abuja something like that.
Well I learnt some chap had a million dollar stacked in his house chineke!! in this hard times when Aboki is looking for anything Dol. not to talk of a million dollars, Psychosis is real. Oh Yes the AMVCA awards was on point and my guys you know the real African guys from my own Zanga Delta State Uti Nwachukwu and Boss RMD were on point as usual did I just hear somebody say EFCC (Elegance and Fashion Crimes Commission) caught up with Mr Ibu for Kwaruption of Fashion oh the dazzling dress of Mercy Aigbe has sent all d fashionista back to der drawing table like FIFA humm tori plenty. oh yes football now as our own Supersport coach Olisah has finally shown us that the witches he talked about were real he decides to drop the NFF deal he so clamored for all in the name of hear say! wish him luck anyways and talking Football people now kill in support of their stars wosh that is so awful. Talking death my heartfelt sympathy to the Ocholi family as I hope we learn from such death that we all would die one day either minister or driver seriously so much happened in just this two weeks even our kim-k decided to now model with no dress as her hubby has decided to tear all her dress in the name of becoming a designer so much abracadabra that brings me to Mr Presido kini! what is it with you and not talking to Nigerian press but Aljazeera don’t you see how we all patronizing Nigerian goods and services to save the Naira, What happened to AIT and Channels ok leave story for Mathias because if it was easy for Ezekiel he would have written the bible alone.. For this next story I fell to the ground yakpata while watching the video imagine Korede yes the one with curly hair now asking Oga Jazzy wen him go marry? Wonders are many on earth seriously even went ahead asking Jazzy to pick one meaning dude was tired of calling to many ladies Aunty especially the Banana island Aunty who he reminded the more men that come asking the closer menopause is knocking. Despite we all Pledge for parity this month and all the African waist Jazzy has refused to pick one for himself. Even Yunusa decided to pick Ese from Bayelsa and gave her Pen*s instead of pen. What is wrong with the world in short I should park my bags back to the jungle where the trees and water do no wrong but sing me great melodies.
Well I learnt some chap had a million dollar stacked in his house chineke!! in this hard times when Aboki is looking for anything Dol. not to talk of a million dollars, Psychosis is real. Oh Yes the AMVCA awards was on point and my guys you know the real African guys from my own Zanga Delta State Uti Nwachukwu and Boss RMD were on point as usual did I just hear somebody say EFCC (Elegance and Fashion Crimes Commission) caught up with Mr Ibu for Kwaruption of Fashion oh the dazzling dress of Mercy Aigbe has sent all d fashionista back to der drawing table like FIFA humm tori plenty. oh yes football now as our own Supersport coach Olisah has finally shown us that the witches he talked about were real he decides to drop the NFF deal he so clamored for all in the name of hear say! wish him luck anyways and talking Football people now kill in support of their stars wosh that is so awful. Talking death my heartfelt sympathy to the Ocholi family as I hope we learn from such death that we all would die one day either minister or driver seriously so much happened in just this two weeks even our kim-k decided to now model with no dress as her hubby has decided to tear all her dress in the name of becoming a designer so much abracadabra that brings me to Mr Presido kini! what is it with you and not talking to Nigerian press but Aljazeera don’t you see how we all patronizing Nigerian goods and services to save the Naira, What happened to AIT and Channels ok leave story for Mathias because if it was easy for Ezekiel he would have written the bible alone.. For this next story I fell to the ground yakpata while watching the video imagine Korede yes the one with curly hair now asking Oga Jazzy wen him go marry? Wonders are many on earth seriously even went ahead asking Jazzy to pick one meaning dude was tired of calling to many ladies Aunty especially the Banana island Aunty who he reminded the more men that come asking the closer menopause is knocking. Despite we all Pledge for parity this month and all the African waist Jazzy has refused to pick one for himself. Even Yunusa decided to pick Ese from Bayelsa and gave her Pen*s instead of pen. What is wrong with the world in short I should park my bags back to the jungle where the trees and water do no wrong but sing me great melodies.
4 comments:
Nice one kip it up
I grab you
You DIE dis gist
Confirm brother
Lol!
Extrovert with the pen (keyboard in this case). Good.
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